funny equations

Funny Equations (credits: ray)

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy 
Donkey = eat + sleep 
Therefore, 
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy 
If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work 
In other words, 
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work 

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money 
Donkeys = eat + 
sleep 
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money 
If Men - earn money = Donkeys 
In 
other words, 
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys 
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Women = eat + sleep + spend 
Donkeys = eat + sleep 
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend 
If, Women - spend = Donkeys 
In other words, 
Women that 
don't spend = Donkeys 

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To Conclude: 
 • Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! 
• Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! 
• Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys! 
 • And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!