Incident number 1 :
A guy didn't come home at night.
He reached home at the morning.
The wife was worried.
She asked him where was he the whole night.
He told her he was with his friend (guy).
she called the friend to verify.
The friend told her "of course he was with me whole night. we are now playing chess and drinking beer"
Incident number 2 :
A girl didn't come home at night.
she reached home at the morning.
The husband was worried.
He asked her where she was the whole night.
She told him she was with her friend (girl).
He called the friend to verify.
The friend told him "I told you don marry that bitch. you left me and married her. now enjoy"
moral of the story: men are too stupid and women are too jealous. :P
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