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Some sms abbreviations; Most of them funny. I didn't know many of them. how about you?

FOAD Fuck Off And Die 

STATS Your Sex And Age 

HAND Have A Nice Day 

OTOH On The Other Hand 

ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing 

AYTMTB And You’re Telling Me This Because? 

AIAMU And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle Happy / Smiling 

GTFOH Get The Fuck Outta Here 

ASL Age, Sex, Location 

FUD Fear, Uncertainty And Doubt 

GHP Good Hand Partner (for Online Card Games) 

GLYASDI God Loves You And So Do I 

GRD Grinning, Running And Ducking 

HAK Hugs And Kisses 

LAGNAF Let’s All Get Naked And Fuck!

LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause 

PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard

RD Research And Development 

RR Rest And Relaxation 

RKBA Right To Keep And Bear Arms 

WAMBAM Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar 

WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains And Time 

A41A14A All For One And One For All 

4FRNFR Forever And Ever 

AAS Alive And Smiling 

ABITHIWT A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush 

AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted 

AFAIU As Far As I Understand 

AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It 

AGKWE And God Knows What Else 

ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different 

DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover 

DH Dear Hubby Or Husband 

GDR Grinning, Ducking And Running 

HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours 

IYKWIMAI If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do 

SOP Standard Operating Procedure 

SRO Standing Room Only 

XOXO Hugs And Kisses 

SBIA Stands Back In Amazement 

ROFLCOPTER Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (it’s Funny And It Flies) 

HH Hold Hands 

2N8 Two And Eight (Running Mates) 

NH Nice Hand (used In Poker)

:’ ) Happy And Crying